My wife said she needed sex at least 6 time a week. I said put me down for 2. www.hovercraft-news.com

I jst asked my Doctor for a second opinion. He said, OK you are ugly also ?. www.f1hoverpodracing.com

I just found out the coloured food is called vegetables Wow. www.f1hoverpod.com

What do you call a Dog that is deaf ?. Anything you want, he aint comming no matter what www.f1hoverpodracing.eu

I bought a boomerang for Christmas and spent the last month throwing it away. www.f1hoverpodracing.org

I saw a sign in the pub today, it said Free Drinks tomorrow. Can't wait to get their. www.f1hoverpodracing.com

I bought some shoes today with 50% off. When I got home there was only one in the box. www.hoverpod-news.com

A woman stopped me today and said Hi handsome. Can you tell me the way to an optician ?. www.f1-hp.com

Ive Got charm looks and personality. If I only had a memory to match, I'd know where they all are. www.f1hp.com

I'm not perfect but I'm so close it's almost frightening. www.f1hoverpodracing.eu

I'm not always right but I'm never wrong. www.hoverpod-news.com showed me the way.

I woke up this morning to somthing ugly. Why didn't anyone tell me we had a new mirror. www.hovercraft-news.com

Did you hold on to your new Years reselution ?. No, neither did I. I joined www.f1hoverpodracing.info

Were you left behind by your up line or sales team after all your efforts. Check this out then www.f1hoverpodracing.com

I woke up this morning to find that January had gone. Has anyone seen it ?. www.f1-hp.com

Today I woke up to find I am just $1m short of being a millionaire. "So close eh" www.f1hoverpodracing.co.uk

I started out in Januray with nothing, and so far I have managed to keep it all www.hoverpod-news.com

Why is it that Saturday and Sunday are but one hour but Monday to Friday takes 10 years ? www.f1hoverpodracing.com

Yipa dipa dooo, it's Friday. Yipeee.

It's been a very busy day at F1 Hoverpod Racing today, all's well Yipeee !!! www.f1hoverpodracing.com

Wow, has anyone seen the up dates at www.f1hoverpodracing.com

New postings on the blogs today. Enjoy a good read with www.hoverpod-news.com !!!

Monday all went well, hope Tuesday to Friday goes just as good. www.f1hoverpodracing.com

Not had a Reaction to the blogs yet, are you all awake or not checking www.hoverpod-news.com

For all those who are seeking a thrill & not on a first date. Check out www.f1hoverpodracing.com

Did you know that the fun is still free at www.f1hoverpodracing.com

Many updates to the bloggs today. Check out the news at www.hoverpod-news.com

Did you ever think you could be a Hoverpod pro in 2011. Check out www.f1hoverpodracing.com

Ever wondered why you never have enough money to enjoy the January sales ?. http://bit.ly/f4g1gg

It's hard to believe it's 2011 but it is apparently http://ping.fm/Y5lfM

Can someone tell the weather Man that I have seen enough snow now. "Where's the Sun" www.f1hoverpodracing.eu

3-0 to England. The Aussies lost the ashe's and England wipe the floor. www.f1hp.com